So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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