i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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