Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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