I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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