i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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