i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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