I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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