if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
