is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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