from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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