i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My boob is missing a layer of skin
40s are totally the cure
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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