My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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