Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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