The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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