Banned from zoo.
Again?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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