Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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