He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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