guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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