Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Everything about him screamed your future.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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