Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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