It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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