Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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