What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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