I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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