Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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