dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
