I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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