Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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