OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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