Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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