Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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