There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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