I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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