Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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