Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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