I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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