3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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