I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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