we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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