is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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