we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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