I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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