I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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