weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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