wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
