i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
where am i from again
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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