Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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