My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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