Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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