After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
