Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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